Mewy Christmas everyone!

Sally and I wanted to extend our happiest, purriest Mewy Christmas to all of you!
I am now over my cold, it wasn't nice, but I let the Female Lesser Species hold me and pamper me a bit - that was ok!
Sally is now playing with me again. She is such a KittyDiva. Like a cold would kill her. I survived.
Santa Paws brought us a wonderful sock filled with the Feel Good Grass. Sally and I took turns rolling in it. I love Feel Good Grass.
The Female Lesser Species said our sock will help homeless kitties around here. I don't know how, but anything to help those poor babies. (She also said it will help homeless Slobbery Hounds Things, and in the spirit of Mewy Christmas, I guess that's ok.) I guess we all need to be thankful that we have a warm place to sleep and Lesser Species to cater to our every whim.
Have a very Mewy Christmas and I hope Santa Paws brought you everything on your list! (If not, go ahead and hack up a hair ball on the Lesser Species clothing - it doesn't matter if you are naughty or nice at this point!!!!)

Sally's Thoughts

Well, I FINALLY get a chance to get my paws on the computer. The Female Lesser Species has been hogging it forever - she says she's working on photos of Seniors... I think she's just trying to show some dominance (yah, like a Lesser Species will ever dominate those of the Catdom).

This has been quite a month. Another Female Lesser Species, who says she is the sister of the Male Lesser Species of the house, has been coming over here and putting color on the walls, and it smells. And they moved stuff. And they put in a slippery floor in the food room. And they all seem happy about all of the chaos they are causing. I am just now getting back to coming upstairs and allowing them to stroke my beautiful grey fur.

Dizzy didn't grab the computer this time. She went to the Demon's Place - where they stick things up your hiney, and poke you with sharp things - I know she was there - she smelled like it all yesterday.

Dizzy came home and told me that she had a cold. A Cold? I thought that was something only the Lesser Species got. And I have to avoid her for a few days. Or I might get a Cold.

Life is just too bothersome right now!

Dizzy's Diatribe

FINALLY!!!! The Female Lesser Species is finally getting done with most of her so-called 2nd job - something that has to do with the flashy box thing. The only thing I like about it, is that a lot of people come to visit and I get lots of scritches! I also get to play behind the big fabric thing that hangs from the ceiling! And some people even bring bags for me to explore in!
The Female Lesser Species has been getting better from being so sick, and she had to get on the computer a lot lately, so she could work on the pictures she takes downstairs. And so she hasn't let us on the computer at all lately.
Life is crazy here. About 2 weeks ago, the Male Lesser Species had his female litter mate come over - and the next thing we know, stuff is being moved, smelly colored stuff is being put on the walls, the floor in the eating room is not there anymore! The Female Lesser Species keeps grabbing the flashy box and flashing all over the eating room and the main room, and keeps oohhhing and ahhhing over this "remodeling" as she calls it.
All Sally and I know is that our High Spot on the china holder is no longer accessible, the Lesser Species has moved it to the other wall, and now Sally and I don't have the counter to launch off of! We have voiced our displeasure, but they just don't understand!!!
I have even hacked up a hairball in their sleeping room, but they still don't get it! Oh how I wish I still had claws to really show how much I want my High Spot back!

Sally's Thoughts 9-30-07

I finally get a chance at the computer. The Female Lesser Species has been "sick" all of September, and she is just now letting me get my paws back on our blog.
She SAYS she had bronk-eye-tis at the beginning of the month, and complained all the time about starting a new "job" with this thing - and THEN she finds out from some ex-ray thing that she had new-moan-yah and had to take this tiny little pill for a while. THEN she says she's getting a rash and finds out that was a yeast infection on her skin.
So, now the house smells like some stinky powder she smears on herself all the time - some Gold thing.
I was getting sick of the smell, so when she opened the door to the back yard this morning, I decided to take a little stroll outside.
I forgot I hate the outside. There are so many dangerous things - like trees I can't climb because I don't have sharpies on my front feet. And a group of long eared beings that live over by the fence.
Thank goodness the Male Lesser Species decided to go in the house not too long after I tried my escape... when he opened that back door, I was able to run back inside where food is plentiful and the litter box is ready, and where I can go up high on the china cabinet! I don't think I'm gonna try that again for a while!

Sally's Thoughts

I AM MORTIFIED! The Female Lesser Species came home the other day with a big box. Now, I was happy about the box - that means a new Hidey-Hole - but then she took out what was IN the box - and I AM MORTIFIED!
Because, she brought out two TOILETS!
Two porcelain toilets. And you know what she is using them for?
OUR WATER DISHES!
They put this jug of water upsidedown in the toilet tank area, and the bowl fills up with water. The Lesser Species thinks it just hilarious - oh fun-ny, really fun-ny.
And I AM EXPECTED TO DRINK OUT OF THAT!
Of course it's wonderful for the Slobbery Hound Things - but I am much more refined!
But, the Lesser Species refuses to use anything else. And of course, I'm NOT going to use the Porcelain Litter Box in the Big Litter room! I mean, really! That's where the Lesser Species go to - well, you know! DISGUSTING!
I am so going to hack up a hairball and let them know how I feel about this! A TOILET BOWL!

Dizzy's Diatribe

You would think that if the Female Lesser Species would get a NEW laptop, she would let us use the old one! But... NOOOOO... she gives it to the Male Lesser Species.
And then the Female Lesser Species tells us that she's too busy doing some digiscrapping updating (whatever that is - proof they are a Lesser Species) - for us to even quickly get on and do our blogging. And the Male Lesser Species is doing some kind of formatting the hard drive on the old one... who cares?
Are we not The Girls? Do we not deserve blogging time? When did these Lesser Species think they can rule us?
At least the Boy Lesser Species came home for a short time last week. I got lots of kisses and skritches and loving.
Ok, almost too much. It got to be a bit overdone, and I had to run downstairs for a while. But, it was nice to see him home from the college place, even if it was only for a few hours. At least he was willing to protect me from the Slobbery Hound Things!

Dizzy's Diatribe

Oh man! I thought we were in heaven! The Lesser Species took the Slobbery Hound Things (both of them) and disappeared for 3 days!
Then only the Lesser Species came back! Now, this is good, as I do want my litterbox cleaned occasionally, and when the food runs out - I really do want that filled again! Plus, I'm still getting skritches from the Lesser Species... they say it's from the Boy Lesser Species!
Sally and I were in Heaven! No Slobbery Hound Things!
But, alas, the Lesser Species went away and came back with BOTH of the Slobbery Hound Things. Once again we are running for our lives from the Golden Slobbery Hound Thing!
I'm hoping when we get to the Bridge - there's a separate place for us and the Slobbery Hound Things!!!!!