Sally's Thoughts

I AM MORTIFIED! The Female Lesser Species came home the other day with a big box. Now, I was happy about the box - that means a new Hidey-Hole - but then she took out what was IN the box - and I AM MORTIFIED!
Because, she brought out two TOILETS!
Two porcelain toilets. And you know what she is using them for?
OUR WATER DISHES!
They put this jug of water upsidedown in the toilet tank area, and the bowl fills up with water. The Lesser Species thinks it just hilarious - oh fun-ny, really fun-ny.
And I AM EXPECTED TO DRINK OUT OF THAT!
Of course it's wonderful for the Slobbery Hound Things - but I am much more refined!
But, the Lesser Species refuses to use anything else. And of course, I'm NOT going to use the Porcelain Litter Box in the Big Litter room! I mean, really! That's where the Lesser Species go to - well, you know! DISGUSTING!
I am so going to hack up a hairball and let them know how I feel about this! A TOILET BOWL!

Dizzy's Diatribe

You would think that if the Female Lesser Species would get a NEW laptop, she would let us use the old one! But... NOOOOO... she gives it to the Male Lesser Species.
And then the Female Lesser Species tells us that she's too busy doing some digiscrapping updating (whatever that is - proof they are a Lesser Species) - for us to even quickly get on and do our blogging. And the Male Lesser Species is doing some kind of formatting the hard drive on the old one... who cares?
Are we not The Girls? Do we not deserve blogging time? When did these Lesser Species think they can rule us?
At least the Boy Lesser Species came home for a short time last week. I got lots of kisses and skritches and loving.
Ok, almost too much. It got to be a bit overdone, and I had to run downstairs for a while. But, it was nice to see him home from the college place, even if it was only for a few hours. At least he was willing to protect me from the Slobbery Hound Things!

Dizzy's Diatribe

Oh man! I thought we were in heaven! The Lesser Species took the Slobbery Hound Things (both of them) and disappeared for 3 days!
Then only the Lesser Species came back! Now, this is good, as I do want my litterbox cleaned occasionally, and when the food runs out - I really do want that filled again! Plus, I'm still getting skritches from the Lesser Species... they say it's from the Boy Lesser Species!
Sally and I were in Heaven! No Slobbery Hound Things!
But, alas, the Lesser Species went away and came back with BOTH of the Slobbery Hound Things. Once again we are running for our lives from the Golden Slobbery Hound Thing!
I'm hoping when we get to the Bridge - there's a separate place for us and the Slobbery Hound Things!!!!!

Sally's Thoughts

Ah, the Lesser Species did good! The Male Lesser Species and the one they call my "Grandpa" (he's just an OLD Lesser Species!) came home last week with a very tall item! The Female Lesser Species pulled all the stuff in the old cabinet and filled the kitchen table. Then the 2 Male Lesser Species brought in the tall thing and the Female Lesser Species 'Oohed' and 'Ahhed' over it and then opened it up and put the breakables in there.
After some calculations, as I sat on the kitchen counter, I figured the energy needed to jump to the TOP of this tall thing!
How nice to look down at everyone again! And how nice to be out of the reach of the Slobbery Hound Things!
Here I am, looking down on the Lesser Species!















Of course, if I do the math and figure out how to get up here... Dizzy just can't wait to copy me! She watches my angle and acceleration and then gets up there herself! I may be a month younger, but I know more than she does. Oh well, the Female Lesser Species also took photos of her up on the tall item too!
I think I look much more regal.

Sally's Thoughts

Well, I don't get it. Dizzy whines for a minute about losing the Boy Lesser Species, and all of a sudden she's getting to go into the big sleeping room, she gets carried around, she gets petted.
What about ME? No one is comforting ME! I even braved walking around the Slobbery Hound Things and telling the Lesser Species that I required some attention (ok, do NOT pick me up - I HATE that!) - but did I get petted and scratched? NO!
Ten minutes later that Dizzy was up on the Male Lesser Species lap and getting a good petting - with BOTH the Slobbery Hound Things right by her! And she hates them more than me!
I need to shed heavily somewhere...

Dizzy's Diatribe

You would think the Male Lesser Species would know not to pick me up and let that Golden Slobbery Hound Thing jump up... he deserved them scratches I left behind on him with my back claws!!!!
I thought for sure that Golden Slobbery Hound Thing was going to get me! I HAD to jump down! Geesh!
I'm still waiting for the Boy Lesser Species to come home, but the Female Lesser Species explained to me that he started his college classes (whatever those are) today, and it might be a few WEEKS before he comes home to love on me!
I need to go hack up a hairball someplace!

Dizzy's Diatribe

Oh man! I can't believe it! He left me! I'm stuck here at this house with the two Slobbery Hound Things and the Female and Male Lesser Species!
The Boy Lesser Species, the one who understood me, and loved me, has left this house! The Female Lesser Species was talking with the Male Lesser Species tonight, and they said the Boy had moved into an apartment and will be going to something called college. I'm not sure what that is, but I do know my Boy Lesser Species won't be coming to pet me for a while. I don't know why he didn't take me with him! I miss the Boy Lesser Species! I need attention, I need love, I need kisses!
I'm so bummed, I had to jump up on the table and shed a bunch of black hairs! I definitely won't get the attention I deserve now.