He's Coming!!!

I just heard from the Lesser Species that the Boy is coming home for a visit!

I can't wait!

He will pay attention to me - pet me, love me, give me the Fun Drug, and I will be Queen again! Sally doesn't care one way or the other, but I'm looking forward to seeing the Boy!

I don't think he's going to stay, but I will at least be the Queen of the house again for a little while!

The Lesser Species are away this weekend - and the Slobbery Hound Things are gone too! Sally and I have been having a lot of fun, pushing stuff off the big cold box, and off the table! And we have been hacking up some hairballs to "welcome" them all back when they come back!

They're Home..

Well, they were only gone a couple of daylights, but the Lesser Species came back. I guess it's ok, since they do fill the feed bowl and the water. BUT then, just a little bit after they got home, they left and brought back the Slobbery Hound Things! WHY oh, WHY can't they just leave them where ever it is that they go?
The big Golden Slobbery Hound Thing immediately chased me. My beautiful black and white fur is disturbed now. I need to find a shoulder to meow on. Or at least a warm blanket to curl up in and take a bath.
Sally just stays downstairs and curls up on the big sitting thing - at least the Slobbery Hound Things can't get to us downstairs.

About Time!

Well, we've been begging and begging for the Female Lesser Species to let us use the laptop, but she keeps saying no!

But we watched as they packed the fake fur skin stuff - we don't quite understand the fact that they have skin stuff that they layer with other skin stuff. We like our own real coats - but they have to cover their own real skin. Go figure. And they put them in these big bags and drag them to the scary rumbly thing and put it in the scary rumbly thing's butt.

Anyway, they left with BOTH Slobbery Hound Things, and DIDN'T COME BACK!!! We have food, a clean litter box and a full water bottle dish... and they left on the computer down stairs!

So, we are sneaking on and telling everyone - It's wonderful to have the whole living space to ourselves. We're trying to throw up in every corner, so the Lesser Species don't find it for a while! And we've scattered out litter all over the place! And we're planning to push everything off the countertops tonight!

That'll teach the Female Lesser Species to not let us have the laptop. She promised we could use it more, and then she gets busy again. Wench. We'll teach them. Bring on the crystal!!!!!

Yippy Skippy the Big Slobbery Hound Thing is 1 Year old

Well, it took the Female Lesser Species long enough to let us get back on the computer.

This past Friday was the Big Golden Slobbery Hound Thing's birthday. Like anyone cared. He's such a pain in my rump. Literally. Everytime I finally get one of the Lesser Species to let me relax on their soft, warm shoulders, that Big Golden Slobbery Hound Thing sticks his cold wet nose up my rumpus and pushes me forward. What a pain. I keep telling him to leave me alone, and I even give him the royal hiss, but he just doesn't get it. What an imbecile.

And then the Lesser Species go and celebrate this Big Golden Slobbery Hound Thing's first birthday. He and the Other Slobbery Hound Thing got cake and ice cream. What did Sally and I get? Nothing, nada. Not even a bit of cake, not a lick of ice cream.

So what if I've been a bit under the weather, and have had to hack up some hairballs on their new carpet? I DESERVE cake and ice cream. I allow them to pet me and grace them with my presence, and I don't get one little taste.

Little do they know I've hacked up hairballs all over the family room in the basement! Take that you Lesser Species!

The Female Lesser Species

I have found out that the Female Lesser Species has a much more padded shoulder to curl up on. She says she going to some Watching Place to watch her softness go away, but for now I'm enjoying the cushyness.
BUT, she sits and pushes me down all the time. I tell her off, but she just tells me I make a better door than a window. Like a CAT could ever be a door. Or a window. What's up with this? No wonder they are a Lesser Species!

And I'm slowly getting over the Boy leaving. The Female Lesser Species does let me get into the Boy's sleeping area, and so I get some sniffing time. I still miss him... but at least I wasn't subject to a long trip in the pukey machine. I hate the pukey machine.

What a Christmas

Well, Dizzy said I could type this one, as she's still so upset, she can hardly do her bathing.

The Boy Lesser Species has left her. Just up and left. He told the Male and Female Lesser Species one night right after Christmas, and he left the next morning. He was moving to Georgia with his birth grandparents that he hasn't seen in at least 9 years. He didn't take Dizzy either (of course, with her tendency of getting sick in the Moving Box, that was probably good for her, but she won't listen to me at this point).

The Female Lesser Species did get a picture of her and the Boy Lesser Species right before he left - can you tell she wasn't happy with him leaving?

Of course, as I hate to be held (see next photo), I didn't really care if the Boy Lesser Species went or not... but I was kinda glad he didn't leave with Dizzy - who else would the Slobbery Hound Things chase if she was gone? ME! Yes, ME! Whew!

The Female and Male Lesser Species are doing something really strange. Every couple of days, our house is changed. First the colors on the walls change. Then stuff gets moved all over (I was really upset when they moved the High Spot on me - it's much harder to get up there now). And today - some Lesser Species came in and put this stinky stuff on the ground (it's soft, and the Female Lesser Species says the smell will go away after they bring out the Noisy Sucking Machine a few times), and then they bring in new Sitting Cushions. Three of them. I'm still deciding if they are cushy enough for my beautiful fur to shed on!

Here's a picture of Dizzy (before the Boy Lesser Species left her - when she was still happy) - helping with the color changing. She said she was willing to help - but I think she just liked being up Semi-High! Also, I found a nice photo the Female Lesser Species took of me, and since I don't want Dizzy to have more photos on here than me, I decided to grace you with my beautiful fur! I hate the Flashy Box, so the Female Lesser Species was lucky to get this one of me!

Mewy Christmas everyone!

Sally and I wanted to extend our happiest, purriest Mewy Christmas to all of you!
I am now over my cold, it wasn't nice, but I let the Female Lesser Species hold me and pamper me a bit - that was ok!
Sally is now playing with me again. She is such a KittyDiva. Like a cold would kill her. I survived.
Santa Paws brought us a wonderful sock filled with the Feel Good Grass. Sally and I took turns rolling in it. I love Feel Good Grass.
The Female Lesser Species said our sock will help homeless kitties around here. I don't know how, but anything to help those poor babies. (She also said it will help homeless Slobbery Hounds Things, and in the spirit of Mewy Christmas, I guess that's ok.) I guess we all need to be thankful that we have a warm place to sleep and Lesser Species to cater to our every whim.
Have a very Mewy Christmas and I hope Santa Paws brought you everything on your list! (If not, go ahead and hack up a hair ball on the Lesser Species clothing - it doesn't matter if you are naughty or nice at this point!!!!)