Thursday, July 12, 2007

Dizzy's Diatribe

Oh man! I can't believe it! He left me! I'm stuck here at this house with the two Slobbery Hound Things and the Female and Male Lesser Species!
The Boy Lesser Species, the one who understood me, and loved me, has left this house! The Female Lesser Species was talking with the Male Lesser Species tonight, and they said the Boy had moved into an apartment and will be going to something called college. I'm not sure what that is, but I do know my Boy Lesser Species won't be coming to pet me for a while. I don't know why he didn't take me with him! I miss the Boy Lesser Species! I need attention, I need love, I need kisses!
I'm so bummed, I had to jump up on the table and shed a bunch of black hairs! I definitely won't get the attention I deserve now.

14 comments:

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Greetings! Pleasure to meet you! I am sorry that your boy lesser species is no longer at home but I am sure he will visit from time to time. xx

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Hi Dizzy and Sally!

Dizzy I see you are a tuxedo like me and my sisfur Boo. It was very nice to meet both of you.

I am sorry to hear your boy of the lesser species is going to college, but when he comes back to visit I am sure you will get lots and lots of attention.

Welcome to the blogosphere. Drop by and visit us when you get the chance.

♥ аббу ♥

Millie said...

Greetings, Dizzy and Sally,

Welcome to the blogosphere. The same thing happened here when Mr Karate went away to college and left our dear Gizzy behind. Gizzy was VERY lonely, since Mr Karate was his special bean. I can promise you that your lesser boy species still loves you very much and misses you as well.

Samantha & Mom said...

Hi Dizzy and Sally:
So nice to meet you!We are Samantha & Tigger. Welcome to the Blogosphere. So sorry your boy lesser species is gone, but we are sure he misses you. I am a Tuxedo cat, too.(Sam) We also have place for Tuxedo cats. It's http://tuxedoganghideout.blogspot.com. I'll put up a post about you there, too. (Sam)Come by and visit us sometime.

The Cat Realm said...

Oh bummer, this is not good! But I am sure the female and male lesser species will give you double attention? If not, try Anastasia´s approach: bite!
And welcome to the blogoshpere! You will find out that this is the most wonderful place on the whole planet to be!!!
Karl

The Meezers or Billy said...

oh Dizzy, it's hard when one you love goes away!

We is happy to meet you - Max sent us here. Please come and visit when you get a chance! - Sammy and Miles

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hi Sally and Dizzy ::waves paws:: we'z furry happy to meet yoo! We love making new frends! I think yoo'll find da blogosphere and all da kitties here to be GRATE! We'z a furry frendly bunch....

The Crew said...

Hello girls! You're both very beautiful. Max told everyone about you so we're stopping by to meet you. Stop over and see us.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty
The Crew

Mr. Hendrix said...

Hi there Dizzy & Sally. Welcome to the blogophere. I'm very happy to meet you. Max introduced you on the blogosphere newspage so I knew you'd be fun!
I'm sorry to hear about your boy lesser species leaving. I'm sure he'll miss you as much as you miss him. You should get a lot more spoiled now so that you feel better. Demand nothing less than complete adoration from your lesser beings!
Stop by and visit me when you get a chance.

TheSlyCat said...

Hi Dizzy and Sally! I'm glad that you're joining our community as blogging cats! I just started blogging recently this past winter. Anyway, my name is Sly and my brother is Kon (but he rarely blogs). But come visit us anytime. It's great to meet you!
Sly

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Hello Dizzy and Sally, it is nice to meet you! :) I am sorry to hear that your boy lesser species is gone away to college, but I'm sure he will be back to visit.

Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere. :) I'm a Sphynx living in Munich, Germany.

Max said...

My Younger Human once left me, too...but he came back. They always come back. At least that's what the Woman says (usually with a heavy sigh...)

Monty Q. Kat said...

Beans always come back from college to visit, MomBean says she had to leave a 'before me' cat behind to when she went to college and always felt bad that she couln't bring her kitty.

(But I bet you get double lovin's during vacations!)

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Hi! I found you on the Cat Blogosphere! Welcome to our world of superior beings! We cats need to stick together!

My boyfriendcat is Mr. Hendrix. He is sooo divine! He really is a sweetie, but definitely a ManCat.

I will make mama put you on our latest linkie list.