Dizzy's Diatribe

I still can't believe the Lesser Species brought in that golden slobbery hound thing!
He keeps chasing me all over the house, and the only place I can feel safe is on top of the cold Yummy storage box!
I jumped up there last night and when the Female Lesser Species came by to get something out of the cold Yummy storage box, I forgot I was sitting on the door part - and when she opened, it I FELL DOWN!!!! RIGHT ON TOP OF THE GOLDEN SLOBBERY HOUND THING!!!
I freaked out, the golden slobbery hound thing thought I was playing and started to chase me down the hall - and the Female Lesser Species tripped over both of us and almost fell!
If I wasn't trying to get away from the golden slobbery hound thing - I would have watched and laughed to myself!

Sally's Thoughts

Well, I was really excited this past weekend. The Lesser Species took BOTH of the Slobbery Hound Things away! Along with a bunch of their toys and their Yummys. Dizzy and I weren't sure, but when it got dark out, and there was still no Slobbery Hound Things... we realized they were gone! Gone, gone, gone!!!!
So were the Lesser Species, but they don't bother us as much as the Slobbery Hound Things!
It was Heaven! I could sleep on back of the Soft Mini-couch Thing, where I used to sleep all the time - until the Lesser Species brought in the baby Golden Slobbery Hound Thing - then I couldn't sleep there, cause he'd jump up and try and bite me!
Where oh where are my precious sharp toes? That baby Golden Slobbery Hound Thing needs to be put in his place!
But, just as we were both getting happy about having the house to ourselves... The Lesser Species came back! But, that was ok, it was just the three of them. So, Dizzy sat behind the Female Lesser Species, and I actually got to do my Happy Feet on the soft spot of the Male Lesser Species!
We were so happy! Things were the way we believed they should have always been!
Then, 3 hours later - the Lesser Species went away. And CAME BACK WITH BOTH OF THOSE SLOBBERY HOUND THINGS!
I'm so upset I think I need to shed all over the furniture!

Dizzy's Diatribe

I am still getting used to that baby golden slobbery hound thing! I guess he thinks he rules this house! If I had a clue where my beautiful, sharp front claws went, I could take care of that thing! Sally, the ScardeyCat, spends most of her time down in the lower levels of the house...
I spend most of my time sitting behind the Female Lesser Species and let her AND that baby golden slobbery hound thing know how upset I am! I may be sleek and beautiful - but I can hiss up a storm with the best of them!
I think it's time to find an out of the way place and gag up a hairball for them to find later!

Sally's Thoughts

Ok, it's been very interesting around her the past week. First of all, the Lesser Species brings in a baby Golden Slobbery Hound Thing and let it roam free upstairs during the day. At least they blocked off the stairs - so Dizzy and I have the downstairs to ourselves. Not as comfy as the back of the love seat, but acceptable (as long as that little Golden Slobbery Hound Thing doesn't get down there)

And then, oh, yes, and then, two nights ago, the Lesser Species allowed the Male Lesser Species Sister in the house, and she brought a Mini-Lesser Species. This thing was about 1/3 the height of the Lesser Species, and all this thing wanted to do was ATTACK me! While everyone was cooing over this Mini-Lesser Species' golden curls - it was trying to get to me! This was the only time I actually LIKED the baby Golden Slobbery Hound Thing - cause he wanted to play with her... and that would take the Mini-Lesser Species' attention away from me!

I don't get it - life was good about 2 weeks ago, now it's all messed up! I think I need to get a good hairball going and let them know my anger!