Sally's Thoughts

I AM MORTIFIED! The Female Lesser Species came home the other day with a big box. Now, I was happy about the box - that means a new Hidey-Hole - but then she took out what was IN the box - and I AM MORTIFIED!
Because, she brought out two TOILETS!
Two porcelain toilets. And you know what she is using them for?
OUR WATER DISHES!
They put this jug of water upsidedown in the toilet tank area, and the bowl fills up with water. The Lesser Species thinks it just hilarious - oh fun-ny, really fun-ny.
And I AM EXPECTED TO DRINK OUT OF THAT!
Of course it's wonderful for the Slobbery Hound Things - but I am much more refined!
But, the Lesser Species refuses to use anything else. And of course, I'm NOT going to use the Porcelain Litter Box in the Big Litter room! I mean, really! That's where the Lesser Species go to - well, you know! DISGUSTING!
I am so going to hack up a hairball and let them know how I feel about this! A TOILET BOWL!

Dizzy's Diatribe

You would think that if the Female Lesser Species would get a NEW laptop, she would let us use the old one! But... NOOOOO... she gives it to the Male Lesser Species.
And then the Female Lesser Species tells us that she's too busy doing some digiscrapping updating (whatever that is - proof they are a Lesser Species) - for us to even quickly get on and do our blogging. And the Male Lesser Species is doing some kind of formatting the hard drive on the old one... who cares?
Are we not The Girls? Do we not deserve blogging time? When did these Lesser Species think they can rule us?
At least the Boy Lesser Species came home for a short time last week. I got lots of kisses and skritches and loving.
Ok, almost too much. It got to be a bit overdone, and I had to run downstairs for a while. But, it was nice to see him home from the college place, even if it was only for a few hours. At least he was willing to protect me from the Slobbery Hound Things!

Dizzy's Diatribe

Oh man! I thought we were in heaven! The Lesser Species took the Slobbery Hound Things (both of them) and disappeared for 3 days!
Then only the Lesser Species came back! Now, this is good, as I do want my litterbox cleaned occasionally, and when the food runs out - I really do want that filled again! Plus, I'm still getting skritches from the Lesser Species... they say it's from the Boy Lesser Species!
Sally and I were in Heaven! No Slobbery Hound Things!
But, alas, the Lesser Species went away and came back with BOTH of the Slobbery Hound Things. Once again we are running for our lives from the Golden Slobbery Hound Thing!
I'm hoping when we get to the Bridge - there's a separate place for us and the Slobbery Hound Things!!!!!