Ah, the Lesser Species did good! The Male Lesser Species and the one they call my "Grandpa" (he's just an OLD Lesser Species!) came home last week with a very tall item! The Female Lesser Species pulled all the stuff in the old cabinet and filled the kitchen table. Then the 2 Male Lesser Species brought in the tall thing and the Female Lesser Species 'Oohed' and 'Ahhed' over it and then opened it up and put the breakables in there.
After some calculations, as I sat on the kitchen counter, I figured the energy needed to jump to the TOP of this tall thing!
How nice to look down at everyone again! And how nice to be out of the reach of the Slobbery Hound Things!
Here I am, looking down on the Lesser Species!
Of course, if I do the math and figure out how to get up here... Dizzy just can't wait to copy me! She watches my angle and acceleration and then gets up there herself! I may be a month younger, but I know more than she does. Oh well, the Female Lesser Species also took photos of her up on the tall item too!
I think I look much more regal.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sally's Thoughts
Well, I don't get it. Dizzy whines for a minute about losing the Boy Lesser Species, and all of a sudden she's getting to go into the big sleeping room, she gets carried around, she gets petted.
What about ME? No one is comforting ME! I even braved walking around the Slobbery Hound Things and telling the Lesser Species that I required some attention (ok, do NOT pick me up - I HATE that!) - but did I get petted and scratched? NO!
Ten minutes later that Dizzy was up on the Male Lesser Species lap and getting a good petting - with BOTH the Slobbery Hound Things right by her! And she hates them more than me!
I need to shed heavily somewhere...
What about ME? No one is comforting ME! I even braved walking around the Slobbery Hound Things and telling the Lesser Species that I required some attention (ok, do NOT pick me up - I HATE that!) - but did I get petted and scratched? NO!
Ten minutes later that Dizzy was up on the Male Lesser Species lap and getting a good petting - with BOTH the Slobbery Hound Things right by her! And she hates them more than me!
I need to shed heavily somewhere...
Monday, July 16, 2007
Dizzy's Diatribe
You would think the Male Lesser Species would know not to pick me up and let that Golden Slobbery Hound Thing jump up... he deserved them scratches I left behind on him with my back claws!!!!
I thought for sure that Golden Slobbery Hound Thing was going to get me! I HAD to jump down! Geesh!
I'm still waiting for the Boy Lesser Species to come home, but the Female Lesser Species explained to me that he started his college classes (whatever those are) today, and it might be a few WEEKS before he comes home to love on me!
I need to go hack up a hairball someplace!
I thought for sure that Golden Slobbery Hound Thing was going to get me! I HAD to jump down! Geesh!
I'm still waiting for the Boy Lesser Species to come home, but the Female Lesser Species explained to me that he started his college classes (whatever those are) today, and it might be a few WEEKS before he comes home to love on me!
I need to go hack up a hairball someplace!
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Dizzy's Diatribe
Oh man! I can't believe it! He left me! I'm stuck here at this house with the two Slobbery Hound Things and the Female and Male Lesser Species!
The Boy Lesser Species, the one who understood me, and loved me, has left this house! The Female Lesser Species was talking with the Male Lesser Species tonight, and they said the Boy had moved into an apartment and will be going to something called college. I'm not sure what that is, but I do know my Boy Lesser Species won't be coming to pet me for a while. I don't know why he didn't take me with him! I miss the Boy Lesser Species! I need attention, I need love, I need kisses!
I'm so bummed, I had to jump up on the table and shed a bunch of black hairs! I definitely won't get the attention I deserve now.
The Boy Lesser Species, the one who understood me, and loved me, has left this house! The Female Lesser Species was talking with the Male Lesser Species tonight, and they said the Boy had moved into an apartment and will be going to something called college. I'm not sure what that is, but I do know my Boy Lesser Species won't be coming to pet me for a while. I don't know why he didn't take me with him! I miss the Boy Lesser Species! I need attention, I need love, I need kisses!
I'm so bummed, I had to jump up on the table and shed a bunch of black hairs! I definitely won't get the attention I deserve now.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Sally's Thoughts
Ok, I am beginning to put up with that new Pup... he doesn't seem to want to chase me - just Dizzy! Ha! Ha!
The weather got cooler for a few days and I got to get up HIGH again! I love sitting up on the open door and looking down at everyone! Too bad the Lesser Species doesn't get it - the door should be open all the time so that I may gaze down on everyone!
Dizzy will get up on the big Food Box, but the door is even higher than that! I think she's AFRAID!
Ha! Last night there were big BOOMS, and she ran away! I showed her - I stayed out and listened to them!
The weather got cooler for a few days and I got to get up HIGH again! I love sitting up on the open door and looking down at everyone! Too bad the Lesser Species doesn't get it - the door should be open all the time so that I may gaze down on everyone!
Dizzy will get up on the big Food Box, but the door is even higher than that! I think she's AFRAID!
Ha! Last night there were big BOOMS, and she ran away! I showed her - I stayed out and listened to them!
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