OMG!!!! I can't believe it! I can just now type about it. The Lesser Species of this house have brought in ANOTHER Slobbery Hound Thing!!!!! The Lesser Species say he's a "Golden Retriever" - whatever - all I know is he's a Slobbery Hound Thing! This horrible event happened this past Saturday, and I'm just now calm enough to tell you about it.
And this one, well, this one - IS A BABY!!!! At least that's what I hear the Lesser Species say! They say "Isn't this baby adorable! Look at that sweet face! He looks like a Teddy Bear!" Blah, blah, blah.
I think I'm going to be sick. Wretching sick! All over their important papers sick!
Sally and I TRIED to let them know we did NOT appreciate this thing. We PUFFED, we HISSED, we SPIT!!!! And they STILL let this thing in the house! OUR house!
And this "Baby" doesn't get it. He still comes after us, I think he wants to play, I don't know - I don't stay around to ask.
And this morning, I waited for the Female Lesser Species to come to the Porcelain Litter Box so I could get some attention - and What Does She Do? SHE BRINGS THAT THING INTO THE LITTER ROOM TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM!!!! And does she let me out? NOOOOOO!!!! I had to spend almost 20 whole minutes with that "Baby" Slobbery Hound Thing barking his sharp little bark at me!
I think its time to throw up on one of her shoes. Big freaking hair ball time!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Dizzy's Diatribe
Something isn't quite right. I mean, really not right. Both the Male and Female Lesser Species came home after taking that Slobbery Hound Thing in the horrible four wheeled moving thing - and they smelled like ANOTHER Slobbery Hound!!!! ANOTHER!
I sniffed and sniffed and told the Female Lesser Species that I was a bit confused and wanted to know why she was cheating on us with ANOTHER Slobbery Hound Thing.
A bit later, I snuck up and sat behind her head as she was using MY computer... and I SAW. Yes, I SAW - there was a picture of the Female Lesser Species with a gold looking Slobbery Hound. She was typing out a letter, saying she is adopting a new FurKid.
How could she even think of bringing ANOTHER Slobbery Hound Thing into this house?
I believe it is time to sneeze into her bowl of precious milk!
I sniffed and sniffed and told the Female Lesser Species that I was a bit confused and wanted to know why she was cheating on us with ANOTHER Slobbery Hound Thing.
A bit later, I snuck up and sat behind her head as she was using MY computer... and I SAW. Yes, I SAW - there was a picture of the Female Lesser Species with a gold looking Slobbery Hound. She was typing out a letter, saying she is adopting a new FurKid.
How could she even think of bringing ANOTHER Slobbery Hound Thing into this house?
I believe it is time to sneeze into her bowl of precious milk!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Sally's Thoughts
Last night the Male Lesser Species went in the Big Outdoors to suck on that firestick and let the Slobbery Hound Thing to use the Outdoor Litterbox. Well, with the door partially open, I was able to figure a way to get up HIGH! Way up HIGH! I can get on top of the door! I've seen Dizzy up there a few times, but she never shared the secret to getting so HIGH! But, last night I figured it out!
So, I was enjoying looking down at our Domain, and what does the Male Lesser Species do??? Well, he decides to come in - and HE SHUT THE DOOR! He didn't see me up in my lofty perch, and he shut the darn door!
I ended up being pushed off and really had to twist to make sure my little paws hit the ground first.
I know I have explained that I hate to be held by the Lesser Species, but geesh, I would have forgave him if he would have picked me up and put me down!
I taught them though - I spent the night downstairs. They were not graced with my presence!
So, I was enjoying looking down at our Domain, and what does the Male Lesser Species do??? Well, he decides to come in - and HE SHUT THE DOOR! He didn't see me up in my lofty perch, and he shut the darn door!
I ended up being pushed off and really had to twist to make sure my little paws hit the ground first.
I know I have explained that I hate to be held by the Lesser Species, but geesh, I would have forgave him if he would have picked me up and put me down!
I taught them though - I spent the night downstairs. They were not graced with my presence!
Friday, May 18, 2007
Dizzy's Diatribe
Well, I don't get it! These Lesser Species just don't understand. I sit outside their door to the Sleeping Room, and let them know I want in. When the Female Lesser Species gets up, I try to explain that I would like to join them, but she ignores me and heads straight for the Porcelain Litter Box. How rude!
So, I follow and jump up on the counter and try to explain again... and she finishes up, and promptly puts me on her shoulder. Now, that's my favorite place in the world to be - on the Lesser Species' shoulder (as long as they are moving around) - so I started to let her know by purring.
So how does she reward me? Opens the door to the Sleeping Room and throws me onto the Male Lesser Species!
I, of course, punished both of them by just standing on the other side of the big comfy Sleeping Pillow and told them off. Why can't they understand me? I guess that shows their intelligence!
All I wanted was to either come curl up on the big comfy Sleeping Pillow with them or have one of them carry me around for a while on their shoulder. Geesh!
So, I follow and jump up on the counter and try to explain again... and she finishes up, and promptly puts me on her shoulder. Now, that's my favorite place in the world to be - on the Lesser Species' shoulder (as long as they are moving around) - so I started to let her know by purring.
So how does she reward me? Opens the door to the Sleeping Room and throws me onto the Male Lesser Species!
I, of course, punished both of them by just standing on the other side of the big comfy Sleeping Pillow and told them off. Why can't they understand me? I guess that shows their intelligence!
All I wanted was to either come curl up on the big comfy Sleeping Pillow with them or have one of them carry me around for a while on their shoulder. Geesh!
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Sally's Thoughts
Like I'm going to let Dizzy have all the fun! Humpf!
I am NOT chunky, I'm pleasingly rounded. Dizzy is so skinny, she is just bones. I tell her we can eat all we want, but she says her meetabowlism is too high - whatever that means.
The Lesser Species saved me from that horrible pound place and forced me to live in a huge comfy house with room for running and a nice place on the loveseat for me to sleep on. I love to confuse the Lesser Species by walking up to them and meowing like I want something, and then running away when they try to pet me! I love that game!
Another game I love is getting on the lap of the Male Lesser Species and kneading this really soft area between his legs. It's so soft, I can knead and knead and knead forever - but he usually yelps and pushes me off. How rude! Once in a great while I will grace the Female Lesser Species with my presence, but she's just soft all over, and I never can figure out where to knead on her - so I usually give up after a minute and jump down.
The Lesser Species say I have the attitude - and I say "of course!"
I am NOT chunky, I'm pleasingly rounded. Dizzy is so skinny, she is just bones. I tell her we can eat all we want, but she says her meetabowlism is too high - whatever that means.
The Lesser Species saved me from that horrible pound place and forced me to live in a huge comfy house with room for running and a nice place on the loveseat for me to sleep on. I love to confuse the Lesser Species by walking up to them and meowing like I want something, and then running away when they try to pet me! I love that game!
Another game I love is getting on the lap of the Male Lesser Species and kneading this really soft area between his legs. It's so soft, I can knead and knead and knead forever - but he usually yelps and pushes me off. How rude! Once in a great while I will grace the Female Lesser Species with my presence, but she's just soft all over, and I never can figure out where to knead on her - so I usually give up after a minute and jump down.
The Lesser Species say I have the attitude - and I say "of course!"
Our First Try
This is our first try on blogging. Sally keeps telling me to move over, but I'm the faster typer with my smaller paws. She just doesn't like being a bit chunkier!
We are two girl cats that were rescued from a horrible place someone called "the pound" by our new Slaves - Jewely and her son Calvin. I supposedly am "owned" by Calvin (yah, right - we cats know how that goes, don't we?!), and Sally is supposedly "owned" by Jewely. We let them think it, as the Lesser Species really don't have a clue!
I am a beautiful tuxedo girl, who loves to play with that ring that comes off the Milk Jug. I can play with those for hours - until the Bubba Dog gets to it. I don't know why anyone would keep that Slobbery Hound Thing, but the Lesser Species seem to like him. And he was also saved from that horrible place called "the pound" - but he was saved from some place called Georgia, and we think that has messed with his brain.
Sally, or Silly Sally (which IS her complete name - but she prefers to be call Sweet Sally - yah, right, like I'm ever going to call her that) comes from a different litter, and we are forced to live together - which is ok, since I need someone to pounce on! She just won't play Milk Jug Ring toss with me... so I ignore her most of the time. And she actually RUBS against the Slobbery Hound Thing, like she actually likes him - ick! Of course, he won't chase her cause she sucks up to him!
We are both approximately 2 years old this summer - but I'm a tad bit older, and I don't let Sally forget it! The only thing both of us likes is that wonderful stuff the Lesser Species call "Catnip" - we call it "Heaven in a Weed"! The Lesser Species don't let us have it much, as they complain it makes us nutty - but it is soooo fun!
Well, we shall see what happens with posting. I might let Sally get on once in a while to post something, but it takes her sooo long with those chunky paws!
We are two girl cats that were rescued from a horrible place someone called "the pound" by our new Slaves - Jewely and her son Calvin. I supposedly am "owned" by Calvin (yah, right - we cats know how that goes, don't we?!), and Sally is supposedly "owned" by Jewely. We let them think it, as the Lesser Species really don't have a clue!
I am a beautiful tuxedo girl, who loves to play with that ring that comes off the Milk Jug. I can play with those for hours - until the Bubba Dog gets to it. I don't know why anyone would keep that Slobbery Hound Thing, but the Lesser Species seem to like him. And he was also saved from that horrible place called "the pound" - but he was saved from some place called Georgia, and we think that has messed with his brain.
Sally, or Silly Sally (which IS her complete name - but she prefers to be call Sweet Sally - yah, right, like I'm ever going to call her that) comes from a different litter, and we are forced to live together - which is ok, since I need someone to pounce on! She just won't play Milk Jug Ring toss with me... so I ignore her most of the time. And she actually RUBS against the Slobbery Hound Thing, like she actually likes him - ick! Of course, he won't chase her cause she sucks up to him!
We are both approximately 2 years old this summer - but I'm a tad bit older, and I don't let Sally forget it! The only thing both of us likes is that wonderful stuff the Lesser Species call "Catnip" - we call it "Heaven in a Weed"! The Lesser Species don't let us have it much, as they complain it makes us nutty - but it is soooo fun!
Well, we shall see what happens with posting. I might let Sally get on once in a while to post something, but it takes her sooo long with those chunky paws!
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